37 days.

Oh my fucking god.

Dodgy milk in the coffee machine.

No new leads.

Absentee partner.

Larson having an argument on the phone.

Gee staring off into space.

I wonder if anyone would notice if I skipped out to bonk my lover?

Hey, Fitzpatrick just called in sick. What's wrong with him? Bonking injury? You getting rough with him again, huh?

SEEMS SEXUAL ABUSE CASES HIT A NERVE WITH YOUR GAP FILLER...

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10-10-10!

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Bloody fucking fuck of all fucking bullshitting fucks!

Can we maybe nay go to the pool til later? Tomorrow, even?

Also, do you mind if a friend of mine brings a friend to London and they crash at our place while we're away?

Hey, Stuarty! Get your willy oot the lawyer and come here for a wee minute. I need a favour, buddy.

On a boat.

Now what?